Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ain't this some shit??

Yesterday. I had the kiddies over here; blah blah blah, you know that already if you read my last post. SO. My sister gave them money to order food. After an argument between the two oldest, they decided on pizza..Cool. No, problem! So I order from Pizza Hut around 2:30. Now, because of the little bit of snow that was out there they told me the delivery wait time was two hours. So, I hung up, asked the kids if they wanted something else, they said no, I called back. Anyway, I figured they were just saying that so I wouldn't order..maybe hoping that I would pick it up. Booooy, was I wrong. Pizza literally took two hours to come.

4:30 rolls around, and everybody's staarving..my cell phone rings. I answered. It was the pizza boy. So he says "did you order from pizza hut?" I'm like "YEAH!" DUHHHH! So he says "can you come outside, I don't know what house it is?". I said "NO" and gave him my address again! Now isn't the delivery person supposed to have the address before they leave their store? I mean, that's what I always thought.

So he comes and bring me the pizza, I pay him, he gave me the receipt. The End? NO! Wait, first of all, I look on the receipt and my address is on it. So why was he acting dumb like he ain't know where to go? <--not even the point I'm getting to.

This morning I woke up at like 6, and checked my phone like I always do..And I got a text from a number I don't know, but the number looked familiar. It said "Hey". So I replied saying "who is this?" And I went on to watch fresh prince until I went back to sleep. Not thinking anything of it. So when I woke up again, I saw the message again..and I'm thinking to myself, I know this number from somewhere. So I checked my call log to see if I saw it. I did. Who was it? THE DAMN PIZZA BOY!!

So I'm looking at my phone disgusted for two reasons..

ONE: I DID NOT GIVE YOU MY NUMBER! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO TAKE IT UPON YOURSELF TO SAVE IT, AND TEXT ME?

and TWO: WHEN I WENT TO THAT DOOR YESTERDAY, I LOOKED LIKE THEE ONLY BUM! I HAD ON RED SWEAT PANTS, A PINK ROBE, SOME MISSED-MATCHED SOCKS, AND SOME SLIPPERS. I WOULD HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED TWICE AT ME YESTERDAY. SO WHAT THE HELL DID HE SEE THAT MADE HIM SAY "OH, I'MA KEEP HER NUMBER"? I VOTE HELL NO!


It would have been different if he would have maybe said "can I call you?". I mean, I would have told him NO! lmaoo. But, to save my number just because you feel like it? I could get him fired! And he wasn't ugly..he looked like he was in highschool.. But the point is...WHO TOLD YOU...I can't.

While I'm on the subject let me tell ya'll this one..Like two weeks ago I was in Newark walking down Broad St. ..by myself. So, I walk passed this guy..[He looked more around my age] and he said something like "what's up beautiful" or something, I don't know. But, when somebody compliments me I always respond. I'm not too good to say thank you. So I did. THEN HE STARTS FOLLOWING ME. Like I invited him to walk with me.. So he's like "You got a name?" I'm like ohhh boooy with the dumb questions. So I was like "Tiffany!". Lmaoo. Then he said "how old IS you?". Whooaa. I don't associate myslef with people who can't even speak english. So I told him 17, thinking he would be like "ohh, you're not even legal, nevermind". WRONG AGAIN! He was like "oh, you still in school?" Duhh, negro if I'm 17. So I said yeah. Then he was like "what school you go to?" I was like ohh boy..I told him that I wasn't from around there.. then he wanted to know where I was from. Elizabeth was the first thing that popped into my head so that what I said. THEN, he finally asked for my number. I gave him the real one..because last time I gave somebody a fake number, they called it right then..while I was still standing there. I was like "you must've dialed it wrong". lmaoo. So this person has been calling me too..not taking the hint that I'm never gonna answer again. I answered the first time because I didn't know the number and at the time my ♥ didnt have his phone, and he was calling me from everywhere.. otherwise, I don't really answer numbers I don't know, or blocked numbers. I ended up saving this guy in my phone as "don't answer".

Moral of the story issss: it's time to change my number..people are crazy!

5 comments:

Jervis said...

ok first off,pizza boy is LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE. He prolly thought that was cute but my nigga,dats a soft way to go about it. Secondly, if a dude asks u for ur number, why on EARTH would u give it to them????.lol
YOU CRAZY

Jacqueleenuh said...

lmfao girl thats funny. haha... some guy followed me home talking bout 'do you know who the eff i am?' i simply said, "does it LOOK like i know who the eff you are?"... and proceeded to powerwalk my ass home before he made a uturn and shot me lol.

These dudes are crazy nowadays.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

You are a cold ass piece of work lol. Thanks for that post.

?? said...

lol, you had me in stiches hun
the Pizza guy is just weird, i would of been in 2 minds about reporting him.

i always tell guys i don't like that i'm 17/18 (i'm 23 qith a baby face) it hardly ever works though they're so craven. Offer to take thier number that way you don't have to be changing your every few days

Mal Mack said...

lol at him follwing you
wow

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